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The Cape – The Lich Part 2

Last week ended with a cliffhanger ending.  The Cape’s sidekick Orwell had fallen
into the clutches of a terrifying new villain named The Lich.  The Cape had been out fighting The
Lich’s army of sorta zombies in order to prevent them from poisoning the
city during the big Palm City Founders’ Day Parade and… you know what?  None of this actually matters, because the zombie powder poison thing pretty
much went right out the window in this episode.  

The second half of this two-part story line was written and directed by an entirely different group of people than the first episode.  That’s not a bad thing because, as I pointed out last week,
the zombie powder, and parade poisoning plots were pretty much
plagiarized.  This week, the
writers decided to plagiarize something else.  The “Inject a girl with paralytic drugs, then play
dress-up with her” plotline was done on an episode of Criminal Minds recently,
and I think the legal department at CBS will be calling NBC pretty soon… 

Anyway, this all leads to one of the oldest and lamest villain
schemes in the book; the bad guy tries to force The Girl to marry him. Last
week we were led to believe that The Lich had some sort of nefarious scheme in
the works.  Now we learn that all
he wanted was to marry Summer Glau. 
Granted, I sympathize with the guy on that desire, but it seems as
though The Lich wasn’t even aware of his own scheme to poison the city.  As for his plan to keep Summer drugged,
gagged, and dressed like a his personal Barbie doll, this is just one more
example of the disturbing sexism on the show.  Sure, the Bad Guy is doing all of this, but the entire
plotline just seems like it’s deliberately targeted at guys who enjoy seeing
pretty girls in this sort of compromising predicament.

Last week, the episode ended with The Lich peeling off his
rubber mask to reveal that he’s actually horribly deformed.  This week, he’s wearing a different
kind of make-up which still exposes his scarred face.  Instead of being scary and deformed, it makes him look like
he ate a bowl of chocolate pudding too fast, and it raises the question as to
why he removed his old mask in the
first place.  Apparently, The Lich
just likes to peel his disguise off theatrically when he thinks it will look

“Mmmmm… Pudding…”

Fun nerd fact about the Director this week:  The episode was directed by Roxann
Dawson who played B’Elanna Torres the half Klingon from Star Trek Voyager.  She
actually does a good job with the directing, and this might be best-directed
episode of The Cape so far.  It’s really the writing that ruins the

Speaking of bad writing, Last week I complained that Vince’s
friend Marty didn’t recognize him, and this week, Vince’s wife doesn’t
recognize him either.  They’re
face-tot-face in several scenes, and she doesn’t recognize the man she’s been
married to for twelve years just because he’s wearing a little domino
mask?  He isn’t even disguising his
voice!  It just makes the whole
family look incredibly stupid. Granted, the scene in the police station kinda
sorta implies that Dana might have recognized Vince at that moment, but she spends several scenes in total obliviousness. It’s a plot hole that you could
drive the Batmobile through.

Another big issue I have with this show is the fact that
Chess is Orwell’s father.  This was
revealed several episodes ago through some heavy-handed foreshadowing.  The actor who plays
Chess is only thirteen years older than Summer Glau, and this week featured both of them in the same shot for the
first time.  It shows just how ridiculous the age difference is.

This was the episode on which I had pinned all of my hopes
for the series.  They had a new
villain, the opportunity for Vince to reveal himself to his wife and child, and
a big two part episode to retool anything they liked, or kill off the many
annoying characters.  Yet, the
whole thing just fizzled, and the show is back to square one. Even though I did
find the directing and editing to be good, those elements just can’t compensate
for the stream of plot holes, bad writing, and the overall horrible concepts
which were established in the pilot episode.

Read our review of the final televised episode Razor.  



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