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Top 10 Fictional Movie Drugs

“Dude, I’m like, so high
right now, I don’t even know, like, where I am”… not to worry, you’re on Player
Affinity, your destination for the ultimate euphoric high — a movie high that
is. Bradley Cooper and Robert De Niro star in the adaptation of The Dark
Fields 
called Limitless, from director Neil
Burger. Cooper’s Eddie begins taking the
experimental drug NZT which unleashes the full intellectual potential of his
mind at it puts him on the run from ominous powers to be. In honour of Limitless, Player Affinity will run down
the top ten fictional movie drugs … the only
kind this site condones.

 
10. Fear Gas; Batman Begins
– Results in:
uncontrollable fear

Despite what Bruce Wayne
told his tech expert Lucius Fox: “you know how it is, Mr Fox. You’re out at
night, looking for kicks, someone’s passing around the weaponized hallucinogens…”
taking a hit of Fear Gas is likely not the best life choice unless the lame
slate of horror movies released lately has you looking for some more realized
frights. Derived courtesy of Ra’s Al Ghul’s League of Shadows, this substance
is better utilized on your enemies than yourself. So unless you’re already a
psychotic and feel like you need a little kick, I’d say no to drugs this time.
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 9. Zydrate; Repo! The Genetic Opera
– Results
in: loss of feeling, hallucinations and euphoria

Manufactured by GeneCo,
for people undergoing surgery, “Graverobbers” sell a cheap version of
Zydrate on the black market extracted from the brains of the dead. Though
highly effective at creating a numbing feeling, Zydrate is also highly addictive and
potentially deadly. The dystopian future in “The Genetic Opera” is clearly is
not benefitting from the existence of this substance with the lower class not
only suffering from brutal organ repossessions on a daily basis but also
widespread addiction. Though in this surgery-happy future, such a drug might be
a necessity, I would recommend you stick with Advil for the time being.


8. Substance D;
A Scanner Darkly
– Causes: intoxication and
bizarre hallucinations

“All things in moderation
and moderation in all things” the saying goes, and it has never seemed truer than
for Substance D, an initially intoxicating substance which when used
chronically can manifest in a split personality, cause cognitive problems and
severe paranoia. While tripping balls with visions of creepy insects and your
execution by a forgetful police officer may have its momentary novelty, I
suspect the feeling would be fleeting. An entire separate list could be created
featuring drugs created by sci-fi writer Phillip K. Dick, whose source material
was the inspiration for this Rotoscoped Richard Linklater film and it is his
propensity for the bizarre that easily shies me away from wanting to take a hit
of this particular poison.

 
7. Valkyr; Max Payne
– Results in: a feeling of
invincibility

Ok, now we’re getting
somewhere. Everyone could use a little boost in confidence now and then, so how
about a
big one. Originally
synthesized for a super soldier program by Aesir Pharmaceutical for the
military, Valkyr showed positive results in only a few subjects; the rest saw
hallucinations and eventually went insane. Ok, maybe not the confidence boost
we were looking for. In the film, deranged former Sergeant Jack Lupino (one of
the few successful users of the drug) certainly seemed to be enjoying his
inflated sense of awesomeness until he met his bloody fate, so I suppose if I
could get a guarantee this could be an interesting trip. Still, for now I’ll
stick to my own inherent charms to boost my confidence.

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6. The Spice; Dune
– Causes: a longer life
span, greater vitality, heightened awareness and prescience

Tempting. Melange, or The
Spice, is the most essential and valuable commodity in the Dune universe, a
geriatric drug that gives the user a longer life span, greater vitality and
heightened awareness. In some cases it can even bestow the user with prescience
depending upon the dosage and the consumer’s physiology. The Spice is, however, very expensive and not just in an underlying monetary sense; it is heavily
addictive and withdrawal is fatal. If you’ve got the coin and are looking for
some truly superhuman abilities, The Spice does seem to have a lot going for
it, but is not a “drug” in the euphoric sense. If you feel like you have a
risk of defaulting on that credit card payment I recommend you stick with
pepper.


5. Ghost Orchid;
Adaptation
– Causes: fascination

Adaptation
is a bizarre movie through and through and features a bizarre drug to follow
suit. Synthesizing the ghost orchid flower into a drug, apparently causes
“fascination.” I don’t have much to say about this particular entry, partly
because I am still trying to figure out all the nuances of the film itself. What
I do know is everyone could use a little bit of fascination; people have become
too used to the amazing these days. Ironically, that statement fits perfectly
with the theme and essence of
Adaptation,
with which, I am already fascinated.

 
4. Prozium; Equilibrium
– Results in: elimination
of emotions

Every mascara-stained
girl with her box of rocky road ice cream and pile of Kleenex could use a
little Prozium following a bad break-up as could anyone suffering loss of a
loved-one. As long as you don’t have a corrupt totalitarian dictatorship forcing
you inject yourself on a regular basis, this miracle drug could have many
interesting uses. Load a dose into a tranquilizer-gun and pump a few rounds
into Bin Laden and problem solved … well, he might be a bit too far gone. Seemingly
without addictive properties or side-effects, Prozium is one of the few drugs
on this list created for an actual non-recreational use, so count that in its
favour. As long as frequent high and lows don’t result in some sort of twisted
dementia I could see a vile of Prozium in a lot of people’s medicine cabinets.

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3. Neuroin; Minority Report
– Results in: a
heroin-like high

At last, a fictional drug
from the silver screen that does what most
real
drugs available today (legal or otherwise) do: give you a buzz that doesn’t send
you on a wacked out, lucid, drug-addled bender or kill you instantly (well, ok at
least not
most of them). Tom Cruise’s
John Anderton, grieved by the death of his son, uses the illegal drug Neuroin
(as in neural heroin) in inhaler form to quell his sorrows. Street-named Clarity, this officer of the law procures the illicit substance from a blind
peddler, risking his position at PreCrime as a result. I’m not sure if booze in
the future has lost its kick, but Anderton opts for the hard stuff here, or
maybe it already exists and has something to do with Cruise accepting
Scientology.

 
2. Liquid Karma; Southland Tales
– Causes: telepathy,
epiphany

We’ve all heard the sad
stories of poor youth huffing gasoline to get a buzz, so it’s no surprise that
the act of ingesting fuel would carry over to film. Liquid Karma is the new, ground-breaking
source of fuel in Southland Tales,
but is also used as a drug. Fluid karma is an “organic compound” that
the Treer Company discovered while drilling off the coast of
Israel and
exists naturally under the Earth’s mantle. Favoured by soldiers fighting in The
Third World War, the primo version may cause users to experience telepathy
(able to see into the past and future) and a kind of connection to a higher
power (and considering the heavy biblical references in the film, this
side-effect is not surprising). I mean, how can telepathy not be useful? Maybe
I’d do better at predicting the Oscar winners next year.

 
1.
Moloko Plus;
A Clockwork Orange
– Results in: drunkenness
and possible ultra-violence

The Moloko Plus, also
called Knifey Moloko, is a highball cocktail drink enjoyed by Alex DeLarge and
his gang of thugs at the local milk bar in Stanley Kubrick’s
A Clockwork Orange.  The specific ingredients are never explicitly
revealed, and there are many variations which include barbiturates, commercial
drug apocryphal, Absinthe and other liqueurs. The main characters in the film
prepare for “ultraviolence” by drinking it, though it is unclear if
this is a common side-effect. If it is anything like normal alcohol and
marijuana, I suppose it all comes down to how intoxicated you are, how brave
you feel and how hot the woman is. From a classic film, this is one fictional
substance in which I might want to indulge.

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