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The Expendables 2 will hit cinemas this weekend and we get to see some of the biggest action heroes from the ’80s and ’90s uniting once more for a big slice nostalgic violence. But there is often a debate on who is the best action hero from an era and who is the best action hero overall. We have debated and chosen the winners below, but next time it will be your turn to decide who is the best Expendable.
Pool 1: Sylvester Stallone vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Major movie series: Rambo, Rocky, The Expandables
Other notable movies: Cliffhanger, Demolition Man, Cop Land, Antz
Shameful movies: Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot, Get Carter (2000), Judge Dredd
Methods of killing: explosive archery skills, brutal force strength, special forces
Other key skills: Epic monologues
Fun facts: Won an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay for Rocky, started his career in soft core porn, complications at birth caused his face to be paralysed and his famous slur.
Why Stallone is the best Expendable?
Back in the ’80s and ’90s, action fans fell into two camps: Stallone fans and Schwarzenegger fans as they dominated the cinematic scene. Stallone starred in two iconic series, “Rocky” and “Rambo,” the first of which is an Oscar winner. It is even more remarkable that after turning 60, Stallone was able to give both franchises a swansong each in 2006 and 2008 and even now he is still a physically demanding action star: in Rocky Balboa he really did fight Antonio Tarver, a champion boxer who was half his age. It can be argued by fans of the “Rambo” series that Rambo (2008) is the best movie of the series. Outside “Rocky” and “Rambo,” Stallone has starred in other fun action movies and has show his abilities as a dramatic actor in First Blood, Rocky and Cop Land. The Expendables was his baby so surely he should be the best Expandable.
Major Movie Series: Terminator, Conan
Other Notable Movies: Commando, Predator, Total Recall (1990), True Lies
Shameful Movies: Batman and Robin, Junior, Red Sonja, Hercules in New York
Methods of Killing: Brute Strength, Large Firearms
Other Keys Skills: One-liners, Broken English
Fun Facts: Former Governor of California, Former World Champion Power-lifter and Mr. Universe
Why Schwarzenegger is the Best Expendable:
Somehow unable to give up his spotlight as the world’s biggest action star even after retreating to the confines of the California governors mansion for two terms, Arnold Schwarzenegger is not an bodybuilder with which to be trifled (not that many should be). If the crippling and soul-sucking world of politics was unable to fell the Austrian Oak, what chance would a mere mortal have? Unlike a number of those calling themselves “action stars” today, Schwarzenegger has brawn to go with his efficiency with a firearm (and one of any caliber and size). He’s defeated aliens, robots and baddies from around the globe and even battled Batman for a brief stint in the ’90s, I’m told. Nobody has — and perhaps nobody ever will — eclipse the mantle held by Arnie. Frankly, if Schwarzenegger joins The Expendables they should change their name, because with him on their side, they’re anything but.
Player Affinity Movies Staff Vote: Stallone: 2, Schwarzenegger: 4
Pool 2: Jet Li vs. Jason Statham
Major Movie Series: Once Upon a Time in China, Shaolin Temple
Other Notable Movies: Legend of the Red Dragon, Hero, Unleashed
Shameful Movies: War, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Methods of killing: Wushu
Other key skills: Weapons training
Fun facts: Won Chinese national championship for wushu at age 11, turned down a starring role in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Why Li is the best Expendable?
In a crowd of hulking bruisers that rely on big muscles and bigger guns, Li stands out for cultivating a career based on doing more with less. Training in wushu from the age of eight, Li was taking down adult martial artists at tournaments before most of us hit puberty, earning 15 gold medals at national championships in the process. Li transitioned from dominance on the mat to stardom on film so quickly in China that the name Jet was given to him to characterize his meteoric rise in popularity. Despite his physical prowess and fame, Li’s stated pacifist beliefs show that a true champion doesn’t need lethal skills to solve their problems.
Major movie series: The Transporter, Crank
Other notable movies: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Bank Job
Shameful movies: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Revolver, War
Methods of killing: martial arts
Other key skills: Stripping, the self argument
Fun facts: Former male model, former diver for Great Britain
Why Statham is the best Expendable?
Emerging from nowhere to star in two Guy Ritchie movies, the British star Jason Statham (a.k.a. The Stath) is one of the few genuine actor stars left, leading action movies on both sides of the Atlantic. Known for his martial arts abilities, a strong wit and willingness to strip off, The Stath has created two of the the biggest action heroes in recent cinematic history, Frank Martin (who had a cameo in Collateral as well as start in The Transporter Trilogy) and Chev Chelios, and his movies are often popular with action fans. The Stath can kick a lot of ass with his expert fighting skills, does his own fighting and stunts and has recently been linked to the “Fast and Furious” and “Transformers” franchises.
Player Affinity Movies Staff Vote: Li: 1, Statham: 6
Pool 3: Chuck Norris vs. Dolph Lundgren
Major movie series: Delta Force, Missing in Action
Other notable movies: Way of the Dragon, Dodgeball
Shameful movies: Sidekicks
Methods of killing: neck breaking, special forces talents
Other key skills: martial arts, the round house kick
Fun facts: Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer though he never cries; he became a popular internet meme telling Norris’ fictional heroic feats; a six-time karate champion
Why Norris is the best Expendable?
Chuck Norris is one of few men could go the distance with Bruce Lee, that alone gives him a lot of bad ass points. Norris may not have starred in blockbusters like Schwarzenegger, Stallone and Willis, but he has his own following, is an excellent martial artist having mastered a number of disciplines including karate and tae-kwon-do, and has been consistent with his work. And he is still going as action at the age of 72, so he must be doing something right.
Major Movie Series: Universal Soldier
Other Notable Movies: Rocky IV, A View to a Kill
Shameful Movies: Masters of the Universe, The Punisher
Methods of killing: Firearms, boxing
Other key skills: 3rd deg. black belt in Kyokushin Karate
Fun facts: Holds a master’s degree in chemical engineering, worked as a bouncer and a bodyguard before coming to Hollywood
Why Lundgren is the best Expendable?
Lundgren proves that some muscle-men have a brain that grows proportionally with their biceps. In addition to spending two years in the Marine Corps and winning back-to-back European karate championships, the Swedish meathead earned a master’s degree in chemical engineering, and was long rumored to have an IQ of 160. Plus, he once put Stallone in intensive care for four days while filming Rocky IV. Can any other action star claim to be as smart as they are deadly?
Player Affinity Movies Staff Vote: Norris: 2, Lundgren, 4
Pool 4: Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Bruce Willis
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Major movie series: Universal Soldier
Other Notable Movies: JCVD, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Maximum Risk, Time Cop, Sudden Death
Shameful Movies: Knock-Off, Street Fighter, Dragon Eyes
Methods of Killing: Martial Arts: Kickboxing, Karate
Other Keys Skills: Campiness, finding incompetent foes to fight Fun facts: Studied classical ballet for five years.
Why Van Damme is the Best Expendable:
Guns? We don’t need no stinking guns! When you’ve got a roundhouse kick to the face that means instant incapacitation, paralysation or death for your foes, carrying a gun around is like strapping heat-seeking missile launchers to a T-Rex. Sure, at times Van Damme is sent on assignment (or resurrected as a cyborg and then sent on assignment), but his recreation of choice is seeking out fights (and I’m not talking the sanctioned kind where you’re awarded a sparkly belt at the end). Van Damme is gritty, slick and has that thick foreign accent capable of melting the pants off any girl he wants. If you’re in a sticky situation (which The Expendables seem to land themselves on more than one occasion) and you’ve gone and shot off your last round, you’re going to want the Muscles from Brussels to have your back … and your right side, left side and front. It is a shame for the Expendables that they are facing off against JCVD instead of working with him. He should be a formidable foe!
Major Movie Series: Die Hard
Other Notable Movies: The Fifth Element, Pulp Fiction, 12 Monkeys, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Sin City, RED
Shameful Movies: Cop Out, Hudson Hawk, The Jackal
Methods of killing: Small firearms, sarcastic remarks
Other key skills: Indestructibility
Fun facts: Born on a German military base, first person to “act” in a video game (Apocalypse)
Why Willis is the best Expendable?
Yes, Bruce Willis did come to fame in the cheesy romantic dramedy series Moonlighting, and yes, he made The Return of Bruno. So the fact that he’s still one of the greatest action heroes of all time despite these decidedly un-macho origins speaks volumes to the charisma and testosterone this guy has at his disposal. He’s the star of one of the greatest and most enduring action movie franchises of all time, one that forever took the genre out of the hands of muscly goons like Arnie, and gave it over to the average joes. All you’d have to do is shout Die Hard over and over again to prove his legendary status…so I will. Die Hard, Die Hard, Yippee-Ki-Yay, Die Hard, merry Christmas Argyle, Die Hard.
Player Affinity Movies Staff Vote: Jean-Claude Van Damme: 1, Willis: 6
~Kieran Freemantle, Sam Woolf, Simon Brookfield