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Just like Gears of War 3, Uncharted 3 and many other current
and future games, Saints Row the Third is getting a DLC season pass.
Buying the pass for $19.99 US will get you all three of the first
few DLC mission packs and the Nyte Blayde vampire hunter content, which includes
some vehicles and costumes, all of which look like they belong in some kind of
awesome (and stupid) 90s comic book. In total, you’ll be saving 15% on each piece of DLC which is already pretty
cheap. While the DLC mission packs haven’t been detailed, they’ve all been named
and you can probably guess what kind of insanity will ensue with each of them.
Genkibowl VII (January 2012)
“The Wide World of Genki takes over Steelport for a sporting tradition
totally and utterly unlike any other.”
Gangstas in Space (Winter 2012)
“The Saints go intergalactic in this science-fiction misadventure.”
The Trouble With Clones (Spring 2012)
“Copy-cat killing at its finest.”
In related news, Saints Row the Third has only been edited for one country so
far and the irony is amazing. In the Japanese
version, the dildo baseball bat weapon (named “The Penetrator”) has had its
physics and veins removed, essentially making it a much more baseball bat-like
object, though you’ll still be running around with the most phallic shaped melee
weapon ever seen in a game. Look forward to my review of Saints Row the Third next week
as it is easily the most highly anticipated game of the year for me.