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Fast Five Review

John's Rating: 5/10 Player Affinity Composite Rating: 6.5/10 (3 reviews total) In theory, Fast Five should have worked. A series that reaches its fifth entry needs to reinvent itself to keep people interested. Here, the filmmakers have disposed of much of the pointless street racing in favor of a heist-film formula. It’s not a bad idea, but the problem is in the execution. After the explosive and exciting set-up, we’re forced to endure nearly 90 minutes of talky exposition and planning. And as a fan of this series, that’s the absolute last thing I want to see Paul Walker and Vin Diesel doing. The film picks right up where Fast and Furious left off with lovers Brian O’Conner (Walker) and Mia Torretto (Jordana Brewster) breaking their leader, Dominic Torretto (Diesel), out of police custody. Once free, the three are high on the most-wanted list, so they flee to Rio. They take a job that promises to be easy, but several dead federal agents later, they’re up to their necks in trouble. Luckily, they hold one major bargaining chip—literally a chip, which belongs to crime lord Reyes (Joaquim de Almeida). And when Mia announces she’s pregnant with Brian’s child, the trio decides they need to turn this pickle into a major score so they can disappear from this scene forever. Their plan: bring in a trustworthy crew, use the information on the chip to rob Reyes, and divide the money up evenly, making this an $11 million payday for everyone. Big fans of this series will likely be thrilled with the reunion that takes place in Fast Five. Virtually every supporting character that wasn’t killed off over the course of the series makes an appearance as a member of Dom and Brian’s crew. The film has a real Ocean’s Elevent vibe in that respect, except it’s pretty much humorless. Speaking of humorless, it’s much ado about nothing as far as Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is concerned. He plays a tough-as-nails federal agent who’s determined to bring Dom and Brian down. And though he has a pretty badass brawl with his enemy, the character is a total throwaway. When the film actually opts for action, it’s fun. There are two crazy scenes—one near the film’s beginning, and one at the conclusion. Though neither is even remotely realistic, they keep your interest and represent the series at its best and most entertaining. I’m growing more and more impressed with Justin Lin as a director. He’s no Martin Scorsese, but he’s not trying to reinvent the wheel. With these films, he needs to keep things energetic and coherent. Though the screenplay fails him miserably, there’s some promise in the action scenes—especially the aforementioned fist fight between Diesel and Johnson. But there’s only so much one person can do to salvage schlock. The dialogue is often laughable, the acting is predictably bad, and there’s very little suspense. We already know there will be a sixth Fast and Furious. I just hope they revert back to what made this franchise so fun popular in the first place—lots and lots of balls-to-the-wall action. Rating: 5/10 Fast Five Directed by Justin Lin Written by  Chris Morgan Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Other Player Affinity Reviews

Dinah thought: "Fast Five doesn’t rise to the dramatic standard of its predecessor The Fast and the Furious, however, it is big, dumb, and loud in all the ways a good summer blockbuster is supposed to be. From the moment you strap into your seats and the screen lights up with the opening scene you are pulled into an action packed thrill ride. The camerawork at the start holds promise, reminding me much of Bad Boys. But it gives all of that up for much more clunky editing for the duration of the picture. Diesel and Johnson own the screen with so much charisma and testosterone you can taste it. For whatever reason, Tyrese is thrown in as the funnyman and Han, you know the character that died in Tokyo Drift? He is as wooden and useless as actors/characters can get. That aside I loved the pacing, I’ll forgive the shoddy climax, and I look forward to the hinted at sequel. Stay after the credits for a bonus scene." Rating: 7.5/10

Simon thought: "The true merit of Fast Five lies within its ability to finally (and clearly) distinguish between dumb and stupid, which this fifth instalment embraces with an unchecked passion. Vin Diesel and squad populate a film that ramps up the preposterous, throws physics out the window and guns it full speed into all-out lunacy. It has a downside too. The addition of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is a smart if not inspired addition to the formula, easily grabbing the mantle of the most interesting and badass character, as is tweaking the story to involve a heist element which spawns two fantastic chase sequences. After reassembling the cast of the original film for Fast and Furious, which resulted in a financially successful but utterly flat addition, Fast Five recaptures and actually fans the flame that made this franchise the surprisingly popular choice it was for action-seekers. The necessity of a sixth instalment aside, Fast Five is the quintessential way to christen the blockbuster season and though you’ll leave the theatre a few IQ points lower, you’ll certainly have a smile a few inches higher." Rating: 7/10 Player Affinity Composite Rating: 6.5/10 


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