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7.8
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The Office – “Secretary’s Day”

Within five minutes of last night’s new Office episode, Michael Scott was having a very unusual dinner with Erin, Andy’s new girlfriend. He sat there and stared at her dumbfounded, trying to mask his discomfort at having to sit there and listen to her ramble on breathlessly about her favorite months, favorite age, favorite birthdays and other pointless topics. As much as it pains me to say this, I felt like Michael Scott throughout most of this episode: uncomfortable, confused and impatient. I recommend not watching old seasons of The Office before watching a new episode because comparisons between the two will happen, and the old seasons will always win.

8.4
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South Park – 200

Wow, 200 episodes, it’s almost hard to fathom that a cartoon whose pilot revolved around an anal probe inserted into an 8 year old boy, could run for almost 13 years? A lot has changed over the seasons and although South Park remains crude and abrasive, it has matured to include some not so subtle, but rather intelligent satire and social commentary, specifically on celebrity culture and religion.

In the 200th episode we are treated to a look back at every celebrity and public figure that the show has mocked and ridiculed, as the disgruntled characters decide to band together behind the litigious strength of Tom Cruise. It’s actually quite incredible to see all of these characters on-screen at the same time and it’s astonishing that Trey Parker and Matt Stone have managed to get away  with it for so long. But this is the genius of their deceptively satirical creation. If the show was not so outrageous and uncompromising, then it would have never have succeeded. Its brilliance lies in the fact that no one is safe. It does not discriminate; South Park persecutes everyone.

8.7
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Lost – “The Last Recruit”

With only four episodes left until the series finale, Lost fans should feel a palpable tension hovering in the air; every Tuesday is one week closer to the date that one of the best television shows of all time signs off for good.  Each moment from here on out is important, even the seemingly pointless dialogue between supporting characters.  Tonight’s episode was an anomaly.  It had all the great elements of a Lost episode, had tense moments that reminded me why I curse the television every time the show cuts to a commercial and some great acting courtesy of Terry O’Quinn, Henry Ian Cusack, and Matthew Fox.  However, it also had the misfortune of being one of the last episodes of Lost to air, meaning there was more plot points crammed into this episode than an entire season of Damages (well, perhaps that’s an over-exaggeration, but the episode was bulging at the seams with different scenes focusing on different characters). Thankfully, the writers found a way to focus on each group of characters an equal amount, but I couldn’t help but feel as if Lost was suffering from the same virus that “V” is, cramming in as much material into forty minutes as humanly possible.

Tonight’s episode was called “The Last Recruit,” and the writers keep their cards held tightly to their chest, not revealing the eponymous recruit until the last few moments, and even then, there’s no definitive proof that this person was actually the recruit.  Seeing as the episode descriptions for Lost are purposely vague, I tend to be blind going into a new episode of Lost, which is just the way I like it.  Before spoilers and teasers swept across the internet and infected audiences around the world like a bout of swine flu, the experience of watching a television episode meant not knowing what was going to be happening from episode to episode, and that’s what this entire season of Lost has felt like.  Tonight’s episode picked up exactly where last week’s left off: Jack and Locke have a little chat alone, where we are given confirmation that Locke has been impersonating all sorts of dead people, including Jack’s dad.  We also learn that Sun and Locke are heading to the same hospital, where Sun seems to recognize Locke.  The episode bounces back and forth between the alternate universe and the Island, where the characters continue to collide with one another. 

9.0
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Lost – “Everybody Loves Hugo”

For the last couple of weeks, I’ve found myself eating my words on a regular basis.  When the sixth season of Lost began, I approached the premiere with a lot of excitement and a little trepidation; after all, Lost is a creative show that can get away with completely changing their narrative devices from season to season… but an alternate universe in which the plane never crashed?  I was hesitant and was almost a little overwhelmed by the show’s continued descent into sci-fi territories.  I was unfairly harsh with the alternate universe, assuming that no matter what the writers and creators of the show said, this alternate universe was going to have little to no impact on the show and would just be a way to fill the forty minute quota for each episode.  I can’t help but feel like a fool now, because for the second consecutive week, the scenes in the alternate universe were much more compelling than the regular universe.

When the season started, it was difficult to find any real meaning in the scenes taking place in the alternate universe.  Every time the sound of that whooshing plane arrived and the scenes on the Island began to fade into the flash-sideways, I would groan, yet would remain hopeful that we would see Jack or Sawyer or anybody just jump up and say to themselves, “Wait a second.. This isn’t my life!  How am I here all of a sudden instead of the Island?!”  Last week’s episode came as close to that idea as we’re probably going to get, and the idea that these two universes are reliant on one another is becoming more and more clear.  I must say, having Desmond back on the show is doing wonders for its quality.  Not to say that Desmond is the sole reason Lost is good, but it’s certainly given the show a boost of energy, a kick in the butt that will hopefully make the writers realize that they only have four more episodes to come to a satisfactory ending for millions of fans who have been waiting to see if they really know how to end this long, complicated and interesting story.

7.2
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V – We Can’t Win

‘We can’t win’ opens with Chad Decker in a towel. Not my favourite way to start an evening, but half naked men seem to have a way of surprising me when I least expect it. Quickly it becomes apparent that what we are experiencing is merely a dream sequence. Anna appears on screen and proceeds to seduce the still semi-naked Chad and then throttle him. Not the most subtle insight into a character’s mind, but effective nonetheless.

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Justified – The Lord of War and Thunder

Raylan returns to Harlan County to bail his estranged father out of jail.  His “Aunt” Helen and his father are having a feud with a gentlemen named Perkins who is renting Helen’s old home in town.  There seems to be bad blood between them because of the rent, but something completely different is going on.

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South Park – The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

The boys decide to write their own really gross book after reading “Catch in the Rye” a once banned book in schools. When they think that they are going to get in trouble they blame it all on a gullible Butters who ends up a big hit nationwide.

What a wonderful episode! The boys plan sort of backfired and Butter’s became the big cheese as you might say. It was great to see Butter’s be the winner for once.

Scrotie McBoogerballs!!! What I really loved was all the ideas people got supposedly from the book. Basically after reading the bad book they gave it all sort of alliteration. The arguments were great. Then when Butters wrote the second book. That was even more fun. Especially when the boys supposed that he would be revealed!

It really seems that the creators are willing to get more and more outrageous and I for one enjoyed this episode a great deal. Great job guys! Thanks for reading…

Jeffery Yarter
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South Park – Medicinal Fried Chicken

Taking from current affairs, Cartman gets involved with an illegal KFC smuggling ring ala Scarface and Randy finds out that he can get medicinal pot so he gives himself testicular cancer. Both over reactions to different social problems.

It’s even funnier how they manage to tie them together. The old KFC is now the medicinal marijuana store and Randy finds out about it from taking the boys for KFC. It turns out that the state of Colorado has banned KFC for it being bad for people because of the trans fats. We get to meet Colonel Sanders who of course is dead, but in this reenactment he is the Columbia Drug Kingpin and Cartman is Tony Montana. They even kill the kid with Cartman just like in the movie for being a snitch.

Randy spends his time trying to figure out to get cancer so he can get legal pot! He irradiates his testicles and ends up with huge ones that are cancer laden-ed. Causing half the men in town to do the same thing. They also come up with some very strange conclusions about this subject as well!?!

In the end somehow they relate the two which is unbelievable but very South Park. A fun time was had by all! Thanks for reading…

Jeffery Yarter
The Lizardman

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South Park – You Have 0 Friends

Stan is forced to get a Facebook page despite not wanting one. Of course it grows a mind of its own and forces him to action. Kyle befriends a boy with no friends on Facebook and loses all of his friends causing a dilemma for him as well.

Truly solid mockery of sites even like this one we belong too. The socialization of America and the world! It’s funny and like most subjects the boys deal with it is spot on!

A number of brilliant pieces to this puzzle. The subtle use of Cartman’s show which is a rip off of the gentlemen who does the very same thing on one of the business channels. The Tron theme for the User versus Profiles piece of the story. The outcast who Kyle befriends which turns him into an outcast.

Now personally I don’t use Facebook. I have a page that someone did for me just like Stan. In a humorous side note, I got 27 friend invites today alone. I don’t even use it and I’m getting that kind of response! Poor Stan gets guilt-ed by his Father and Grandmother of all people besides others, some of which are complete strangers on the street. I have to say it amazes me the number of invites and friend requests I get and the huge number of people I don’t have the slightest idea who they are. So it seems this experience Stan is having is quite real in today’s times. Poor Kyle. He tries to do the right thing and it backfires on him. He even goes to Cartman for advice and of course you saw where that got him!

So the writers and creators of South Park hit the mark again. Excellent depiction of the current trends and a great storyline too boot. This season has sizzled except for one episode. Keep up the good work. Thanks for reading…

Jeffery Yarter
The Lizardman

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Chuck: Chuck vs. the Other Guy

Finally a show that’s got the guts to follow through on its promised relationship. It took it two and a half seasons, but the storyline was going downhill fast before this. OK, we knew Casey would be back. We knew Sarah wasn’t going with Shaw. I think anyone really hooked on the show knew that this was an eventuality. The other twists were finally quite good even though they may have drawn it out too long.

I’m fine with this as long as they don’t keep wimping out back and forth. Now we can move forward with the action and romance at the same time. Casey’s back with a vengeance and the comedic level of things just went up about 10% with the inclusion of Morgan. We can see the whole cast back in action again. It looks like we’re going to see a trip to Africa in our hero’s futures as well.

What a wonderful episode full of twists and turns. Just when you thought they had lost it, BAM! they bring you back in. Hopefully the three week layoff will not hurt the show and enough people hung on for word of mouth to bring people back to the show.

I never liked the Shaw character. He reminded me too much of the Matt Bomer character who was Sarah’s old partner and Chuck’s friend from college. Sort of a distraction to keep you from the real story and what is going on. A true catalyst if you’ve ever seen one. Let’s hope this brings those casual viewers back to watch Chuck and keep it on for another season.

Now let’s see if shows like Bones or Castle ever have the guts to do this as well. Of course neither of those shows are really bubble shows, but you can hope they eventually will get their people together for real. After everything they go through, they and we deserve it! Thanks for reading…

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